Tuesday, 26 October 2010

Film Review - Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

This movie, gives you exactly what you would expect from a spoof film - cheap laughs and random scenes. Although I found myself laughing pretty much all the way through the movie, I had to wonder is this because I am a complete Twilight geek? Were the producers/ writers of the movie infact trying to ride the vampire wave and attract all the angsty teenagers that will buy anything that revolves around the Bella/ Edward saga? Or were they not? I guess that's not important.
Although I am sure everyone in the world has now heard about Vampires taking over the world etc, would you have understood this, had you been well lets just say a man? who hasn't been taken in by Edwards sparkly vapiric looks? 
And with the risk of being hated by all the girls under the age of 16, I think Matt Lanter, who plays Edward Sullen (see how they have changed the name there? LOL) could have been a better Edward. Sorry girls, just an opinion.  
I am sure that the Twilight saga would have been a bit different though as the chemistry between Robert and Kristen would be pretty hard to beat.
I also think Chris Riggi who played Jacob White would have also been a great Jacob. Yikes I did it again. Sorry team Jacob.

Go see xxxxxxx


  1. I haven't seen this movie yet. While I am not crazy about Twilight, I do like it because I am a hopeless romantic and I have read all of the books and seen the movies so I will give this movie a watch during the time I have off of work next month.

  2. Funny! And I just did a Halloween special on vampires on my blog. Come by when you have time.


  3. it's kinda funny.. but i could not watch it till the end... seemed a lil bit stupid and boring to me =(

    maybe some other time when i'm pretty drunk i will watch it all again =)

  4. i saw the movie and i really liked it, though :)

  5. OMG I just don't wanna see this movie,
    it sounds to me like it's such a stupid movie haha!
    I just love Twilight, these are making fun of it haha!

    &Thanks for your lovely comment!

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  8. I have to watch it! But before I have to watch all the Twilight saga!