Film Review - Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

This movie, gives you exactly what you would expect from a spoof film - cheap laughs and random scenes. Although I found myself laughing pretty much all the way through the movie, I had to wonder is this because I am a complete Twilight geek? Were the producers/ writers of the movie infact trying to ride the vampire wave and attract all the angsty teenagers that will buy anything that revolves around the Bella/ Edward saga? Or were they not? I guess that's not important.

Although I am sure everyone in the world has now heard about Vampires taking over the world etc, would you have understood this, had you been well lets just say a man? who hasn't been taken in by Edwards sparkly vapiric looks? 

And with the risk of being hated by all the girls under the age of 16, I think Matt Lanter, who plays Edward Sullen (see how they have changed the name there? LOL) could have been a better Edward. Sorry girls, just an opinion.  

I am sure that the Twilight saga would have been a bit different though as the chemistry between Robert and Kristen would be pretty hard to beat.

I also think Chris Riggi who played Jacob White would have also been a great Jacob. Yikes I did it again. Sorry team Jacob.

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