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Film Review - Jackass 3D

Jackass 3D

if you have any intention of going to see this movie, then you already know what to expect. The only difference from the others - it's in 3D and their all alot older. If you want to see a bunch of middle aged men acting like kids then this is the movie for you. I am amazed that no one has been killed yet, whilst making the movies or even the TV series. Having said all of that I laughed all the way through. So much so my cheeks hurt by the end. Go and watch if you want a laugh.

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Film Review - Red

Red


I'm a lover of Bruce Willis, not to the extent that he is my guilty pleasure or anything like that. I juat love the characters that he has played. I admire him. and I think I have loved every single move that he has been in. Jon Malkovich was absolutely fabulous in this movie. I think he may have actually made the movie what it was. he's pretty funny, and before this, I had never really paid any attention to his career. I think next Sunday I may rent all of his movies and have a Jon Malkovich marathon.

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Film Review - The Social Network

The Social Network


I went to this movie, purely to watch good old JT do his thang'
The movie itself was a good watch, just like, I expect the book it was based on was a good read. In a world where everyone (almost) wants to be a millionaire, it was bound to grab the audiences attention. Just like we all go out and read biographies on people like Simon Cowell or the Virgin guy - the name is just not in my head right now. This movie would have captured the entrepreneur within us all. So the point of the story - to get rich quick, break up with your other half, being a computer geek is an added bonus. Get a great idea whilst drunk, stab your best friend in the back and then at the end of it all realise you have no one and start contemplating whether or not it was actually worth it at all.

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Film Review - Saw 3D

Saw 3D

I'm an absolute lover of horror movies, but alas they just don't make them like they used to. Their not soooooo much scary as they are incredibly gross, which is just what the Saw franchise is all about. The gross factor. It used to take alot to gross me out, until I went to see Saw 4. Their I was eating my popcorn when the movie began, I think I nearly threw up! Anyways Saw 3D was exactly what I expected, with a few unexpected but not completely, surprise, twists. The gore factor was not amis, with an opening of, well saw type things and a love triangle that went seriously askew.
My biggest and worst fear, is my teeth falling (being pulled) out. It makes me want to be sick, just thinking about it. Add the noise that it makes when a tooth is ripped out and i'm jut a gonner. I literally could not look at the screen as this happened. My fingers were even in my ears.
Great movie for halloween, shame it took me so long to write the review.

Defo go and see it, i went on halloween so it was a wee bit festive, if you can call halloween.

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Film Review - Vampires Suck

Vampires Suck

This movie, gives you exactly what you would expect from a spoof film - cheap laughs and random scenes. Although I found myself laughing pretty much all the way through the movie, I had to wonder is this because I am a complete Twilight geek? Were the producers/ writers of the movie infact trying to ride the vampire wave and attract all the angsty teenagers that will buy anything that revolves around the Bella/ Edward saga? Or were they not? I guess that's not important.

Although I am sure everyone in the world has now heard about Vampires taking over the world etc, would you have understood this, had you been well lets just say a man? who hasn't been taken in by Edwards sparkly vapiric looks? 

And with the risk of being hated by all the girls under the age of 16, I think Matt Lanter, who plays Edward Sullen (see how they have changed the name there? LOL) could have been a better Edward. Sorry girls, just an opinion.  

I am sure that the Twilight saga would have been a bit different though as the chemistry between Robert and Kristen would be pretty hard to beat.

I also think Chris Riggi who played Jacob White would have also been a great Jacob. Yikes I did it again. Sorry team Jacob.

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DVD Review - Pretty Little Devils

Pretty Little Devils

There is not a whole lot to say about this movie except, do not go and watch it. Seriously do not waste your life on this totally awful script, bad acting and shamelessly awful use of the F word.

The plot could have potential - up there with the likes of Sorority Row - so not that great, but at least the possibility to watch something worthy of even writing about. The way the characters were portrayed, did not convey to the intended audience and I suspect the reason the movie was 18 rated was solely on the use of the word C U Next Tuesday!

No more about this movie, except to all those writers hoping that one day your scripts will get commissioned, there's hope!